Saturday, June 6, 2009

I’ve suspected he has German roots all this time, too

No sooner has President Obama left Germany for France on his whirlwind tour thingy than somewhat scientific research has come to light indicating that his eighth great-grandfather, Conrad Wolflin, served as a mayor in a place called Orsingen, Germany (he was a German, in other words).

I don’t know what or even if this means anything, but still. And I suspect we’ll have the French connection sometime within the next 48 hours, too.

“Dieses Gefühl hat nun eine wissenschaftliche Fundierung.“

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Thursday, June 4, 2009

Talk about a short visit


They don’t even have the time to market this properly.


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Saturday, April 4, 2009

Continental drift?

Not here. We love you. We just don’t like, you know, you.
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Saturday, March 14, 2009

Obama what???


I knew Germans loved this guy and all, but like finger-lickin’ good?

“We’re just as culturally sensitive as your average cultural-halo-ensconced European.”

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Sunday, February 8, 2009

Neue Amerikaner braucht das Land

And that’s precisely what Germany got now, too: New Americans. Yup, a new day has dawned in German-American relations or something. And then it yawned. And pretty soon, before the cock crows thrice, it will just roll over and die.

Why, you ask? Because the new Americans want the old Germans to do more of the “heavy lifting” in Afghanistan, for instance, and the old Germans denken nicht dran (wouldn’t consider it), despite the friendly “new tone” coming from Washington, or maybe even because of it.

The more things change, the more they stay the same. At least that’s the way it goes over here in Germany, my fellow Americans. But you couldn’t know that. You assume that Germans see the world the way you do. High as you were/are on this new Obama drug, you assumed that Germans are just, well, Americans who happen to live in Germany.

That just ain’t the case. Obama and co. won’t change a thing here when it comes to this country’s recalcitrance in all things demanding blood and iron. And in six months at the latest, even you will be forced to accept this prosaic little fact. But when that happens, take heart in the fact that you are now viewed with much more, uh, respect or something. When they say no to us in the future, constantly remind yourselves that they are now saying no with true heartfelt warmth and friendship, something that wasn’t possible until a few short weeks ago. And that’s important. I think.

„Auf die neuen Deutschen können wir noch eine Weile warten.“

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Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Green Obama, only different

Admittedly having a lot of striking similarities to President-elect Barack Obama drüben (over there) in US-America (an ethnic Turk with 60s sideburns, for instance, who was born and then raised in south-western Germany which is practically the same thing as Hawaii if you ask me and who never went to Harvard although he certainly would have liked to I bet and is nevertheless a Schnösel (snooty-nosed upstart) all the same having a musical, Obama-like, over-the-lips-rolling name, too) Cem Ozdemir has despite of this or maybe even because of this called comparisons of him to our American chosen one “inappropriate” as he is clearly not worthy, much less fit to wash his feet or something, or at least that’s what we’re supposed to think – at first.

And all of this after having been elected co-leader of the Green Party in Germany (they always travel in pairs over here for some reason). Calls from the ecstatic Green crowd of “Yes We Cem” were probably also inappropriate but who cares because this is history in the making again or something.

“Auffallend ist aber auch der über den Horizont normaler Aktionsfilme (Matrix - Wikipedia) hinausgehende philosophische Inhalt (wie Platons Höhlengleichnis, Gnostizismus, Zen-Buddhismus, die Analogie des Plots zum Neuen Testament der Bibel und dem Alten Testament der jüdischen Tanach).“

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Monday, November 10, 2008

We shall resist, and overcome

Having not forgotten that wonderful June speech in Berlin in which then US-American presidential candidate Barack Obama called for Germans to take more of the fighting burden in Afghanistan, the German government is wasting no time now after last week’s election to remind Obama and everyone else out there that they will continue to resist calls for more troops in that country while still remaining the best of bosom buddies with us at the very same time (and with Angelika Merkel that’s saying a lot - the bosom part, I mean, get it?).

And just to prove just what good buddies we will continue to be, German foreign minister and aspiring chancellor candidate himself Frank-Walter Steinmeier (SPD) will, uh, prove it and jump over his own quite substantial shadow by travelling to IRAQ ITSELF right after Obama’s inauguration. This is significant or something.

Probably because you could call this planned German visit to Iraq a good-will visit of sorts I guess, although, technically speaking, Steinmeier won’t be the first German minister to visit that terrible, dreadful, awful place. German economy minister Michael Glos held quiet, semi-secret talks with Iraqi officials in Baghdad back in July already, expressly stressing Germany’s interest in Iraqi oil, remember? No, of course you don’t.

So you could say, or at least I will, that Steinmeier’s good-will visit will be good in that it will be “good” that the Germans can finally get what they “will” (want, in German). Now that Darth W. Vader has finally been besiegt (defeated) by, uh, Luke Waterwalker or whoever.

You gotta have friends, I guess. Or bosom buddies, if you don’t have those. And with buddies like that, uhm, how’s that saying go again?

“Damit solle ein Signal an Obama gesandt werden, dass die Bundesregierung seine Politik im Nahen und Mittleren Osten unterstütze.“

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Friday, November 7, 2008

We still love you madly, but…

Talk about a short honeymoon. Not wirklich (really even) waiting to let President-elect Obama have a chance to even move into the White House, German foreign minister Frank-Walter Steinmeier has done his duty and wasted no time in beginning the inevitable German sobering-up process by quietly but firmly raising doubts about Obama’s sincerity in all matters green, thus gently ushering in the next era of Germany’s unfortunate but necessary disillusionment with America.

Calling for something Steinmeier unfortunately labeled a “New Green Deal” (only this time for the whole world and even more expensive, get it?), Steinmeier informed listeners that US climate protection plans under the new President will still take a back seat to economic concerns. This is of course a very, very bad thing and something he and the rest of the German nation would never ever consider doing in even its wildest of its many bekanntlich (well-known) wild and illustrious dreams.

An unofficial spokesman for the President-elect said the new administration will most certainly examine Herr Steinmeier’s suggestion very thoroughly and quite intensely but for the moment “We got your new green deal for you right here, pal.”

“Climate change is one of the challenges which we can either solve together or fail on together,” said Steinmeier, who is due to face off again Angela Merkel for the chancellorship next September.

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Thursday, November 6, 2008

Why McCain lost in Berlin

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Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Joe the Plumber leaves the country


PS: And yes, you heard right, or may have. Joe himself was there with Joe the Plumber himself last night, too.
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