Klinsmann’s face appeared on my toast this morning
Okay, it was only there for a second or two, but just before wolfing down my breakfast this morning I could have sworn having seen Jürgen Klinsmann’s face appear on my toast. It was whole wheat toast, by the way. And it was a little over-toasted so I had to scrape off a little bit here and there and all, but it was definitely him.
Jeez, his face is popping up everywhere these days.
I did a little quick research after breakfast and found out that over the course of the past two to three weeks alone, Jürgen Klinsmann’s face has been seen on the side of a mountain, a napkin, a laminated birch wood door, several candles, a Wheaties box, a tree trunk, a bloody bandage, a Google satellite map, the back of a lobster shell, as a birthmark on somebody’s left shoulder and on a screen door in Waco, Texas.
And then there are the reports coming in from Germany.
I think this has something to do with the World Cup or The New Germany or the Shroud of Dingsda (whatever) or something like that.
Jürgen gibt der Mannschaft seinen Weg vor.
Jeez, his face is popping up everywhere these days.
I did a little quick research after breakfast and found out that over the course of the past two to three weeks alone, Jürgen Klinsmann’s face has been seen on the side of a mountain, a napkin, a laminated birch wood door, several candles, a Wheaties box, a tree trunk, a bloody bandage, a Google satellite map, the back of a lobster shell, as a birthmark on somebody’s left shoulder and on a screen door in Waco, Texas.
And then there are the reports coming in from Germany.
The Catholic Church is denying the authenticity of all of these eerie apparitions (as usual). So is anybody else out there with any sense, for that matter. But some of these images are being auctioned off on eBay, I think, so I guess I’ll be putting in a bid for the lamenated birch wood door if I can find it.
I think this has something to do with the World Cup or The New Germany or the Shroud of Dingsda (whatever) or something like that.
So like what’s going to happen once they beat Italy?
Jürgen gibt der Mannschaft seinen Weg vor.
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