Bundeswehr peacekeepers caught sticking dried fruit up their area of operation
Humiliating initiation rituals have always been a laugh a minute here in Germany, but this one here takes the fruit cake. A Bundeswehr spokesman has confirmed that new recruits to the 263rd Paratroopers Battalion took part in “corporals’ admissions parties” by having dried fruit inserted into that place where the sun never shines and then being slapped with paddles. Oooh!
“These practices are shocking and inexcusable,” said one defense spokesman. “And it’s disgusting stuff like this that could damage the Bundeswehr’s impeccable and worldwide respected reputation for, eh, something.”
Members of the battalion company involved are now going to be “punished” by not being allowed to take part in the planned election monitoring mission in the Democratic Republic of Congo. German dried fruit wholesalers were thrilled by this news and many close to the Bundeswehr now fear that well over half the army could now be reaching for their stash of California prunes at this very moment.
It was not immediately known if any collateral damage was caused by this incident, butt, I mean, but an internal inquiry is now underway. You know, like a probe. A further examination? An exploration, that is. The Bundeswehr is looking into it, in other words.
Der Feldwebel lässt die Arbeit ruhen und freut sich auf den Afternoon.
Kommentare auf Deutsch? Klaro.
