Saudi soccer team desecrates western hotel
In behaviour worthy of a delirious, invading horde of born-again American religious fundamentalists, the Saudi Arabian World Cup soccer team has desecrated a German hotel near Frankfurt by having all alcohol removed from the mini-bars and the porno channels shut off. Even a few of those boring, so-called “tasteful” nude photos in the fitness area were despoiled.
In a craven kowtow to cultural diversity and an open admission to their all-consuming love of money, the management of Hotel Dolce in Bad Nauheim has now begun enforcing strict Islamic law and has made the consumption of alcoholic beverages and images of hot, naked women a grave offence.
When asked about the possible introduction of the Sharia during the World Cup festivities, one of the hotel managers explained that this will unfortunately be impossible as none of the hotel employees are in possession of a valid German weapon’s permit for curved Islamic swords.
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Instead, they would lend out a local harem. Illegal prostitution and forced marriage isnt so far from each other after all and combining both is what is understood by the term Völkerverständigung :) (Comment this)
Believe it or not, this is what was done in a british prison, because muslim inmates complained about it. "Offending bowls" were "realigned" to the benefit of the british taxpayer.
These days, no western country seems to be safe from comitting ANY folly. (Comment this)