104 times a year
According to a current study “put out” by a curious condom company, the natives have sex 104 times a year. It was not revealed precisely where these last 104 acts of sexual intercourse took place, however. I personally know of two, no make that three, that have taken place in Berlin alone, so like, this town is hopping dude.
Here are some more “numbers”: The average native changes sex partners six times during a lifetime. Unless, of course, he or she is a big city native and then it’s around seven and one half times. Half a sex partner? Don’t ask. One-night-stands are also more prevalent in big cities, with Berlin (44%) and Hamburg (43%) being “on top” of those surveyed.
But “on the other side”, sex doesn’t seem all that important to a lot of the Germans surveyed. Well over a third said that they would prefer going out with friends than staying home and having sex with their partner. Almost a quarter of the men but nearly half of the women feel this way, it seems.
Nobody had the nerve to release the numbers about those who would prefer going out with the friends of their partners instead of staying home and having sex with their partners, however. There’s enough “tension” in the air out there already, I guess.
Wie die Karnickel sag ich euch.
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