Thursday, March 23, 2006

Turkish-German-Hiphop-Ruhrpott-Beats stolen from Canada

So do the right thing and give them back already. Like immediately even. Please, Ismael, Selcuk and Fatih, otherwise it might come to some ugly extradition procedure or something.

“Sonnenlischt” (sunshine, but with a Turkish accent) or something like that is the name of this way big hit (not) that all “die Kids” (the kids) are listening to and/or making fun of these days.

Grup Tekkan is three Turkish kids from Germersheim wherever that is (but it’s not in Turkey) who are riding this fluke of an unexpected gravy train as far as it will let them go and they’ve already signed a record contract and are now even going to get a few more miles out of the deal publicity-wise because it’s turned out that some kid in Winnipeg recorded something amazing similar to Sonnenlischt a few years back and left it lying around in the Internet and forget all about it and believe me that’s where it still belongs. Forgotten, that is.

These beats are amazingly bad. You know how when you say something is so bad that it’s good? Well, this song is so bad that it’s bad. Listen to it and/or watch it at your own risk. But don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Es hat was. Gegen mich, meine ich. Und ich will, dass es aufhört.

Kommentare auf Deutsch? Lobisch.

Posted by clarsonimus at 07:13:18 | Permanent Link | Comments (10) |
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1 - Jesus, that is seriously bad. Can you underline the warning, perhaps? (Comment this)

Written by: BiB at 2006/03/23 - 11:48:08
2 - Whoa, whoa, wait a second. It's not like R&B has a golden standard for background beats anyways. Theough it's basically Casio programming, it's not bad. These guys are the Arctic Monkeys of rural Germany. (Comment this)

Written by: Christy at 2006/03/23 - 16:31:05
3 - I feel it could win the next Eurovision song contest. (Comment this)

Written by: indeterminacy at 2006/03/23 - 16:52:08
4 - You're right. Listened to it again. It's underlined now. And yes, it CAN win the next Eurovision - but is it too late for them to sign up?? (Comment this)

Written by: clarsonimus at 2006/03/23 - 20:45:00
5 - Nonsense, I am from Oakland and I invented both rap and hip hop. It is mine and no one elses. No one in Europe, or Turkey, when it becomes part of Europe, should ever under any circumstances, play rock music, because you all suck really bad at rock music. it's emabarassing really it is! (Comment this)

Written by: Michelle at 2006/03/24 - 00:11:31
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