Bad secret agents! Bad!
So wat dann nun (like, what’s the deal now)? “You’re either with us or against us.” Or both. Or only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, or what?
Now it seems that the BND (the German Intelligence Service) handed over Saddam’s defense plans a month before the US led invasion in March of 2003. But that’s only according to the New York friggin Times so let’s hold our horses on this one a bit.
And if it’s true anyway? The German government has continued to maintain that the BND agents (two of them) stationed in Iraq never delivered “military relevant” information of any kind to the United States. But nobody ever said anything about “military relevant plans” of the very best kind, though, so there.
But wait a minute… One thing kind of bothers me sort of kind of. How the hell did these guys get these plans? Who the hell are these two guys, anyway? Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid? These fellas seem to be, well, pretty damned good. Like, how come we can’t do that?
Are they going to have to recast the next James Bond guy after all doch? Fine with me. But if they start calling him Johannes or Joachim Bond or something, I’m not going.
And how many of these guys are stationed in Washington, anyways?
Wir wissen von nichts! Absolute nichts!
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