The Winter Olympics: Austria? Okay. But then what the hell kind of drugs must the Germans be on?
Let us recap some of the stuff that has happened with the Austrian team so far: One of their head honcho trainer dudes caught wind of that recent raid and stole an Olympic Team car in a mad attempt to hightail it back to Austria. He crashes through a police checkpoint and later refuses to take an alcohol test. He is now receiving psychiatric treatment. In a related incident, two Austrian athletes have vanished into thin air shortly before this bizarre blood transfusion equipment was found in their quarters and confiscated by the Italian authorities. Talk about competitive spirit.
And Germany ? What the hell is going on here? The Germans better be taking something, is all I can say. They have to be taking something… Don’t they? I mean, let’s face it. They are systematically and quite calmly kicking everybody else’s butt down there. It’s ugly, too. I mean, like 9 gold medals, 8 silver medals and 5 bronze medals (so far). What the hell is that?
Earth to USA, Earth to USA… Can you read me??
Sport ist Mord. Für euch zumindest.
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