Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Oh yeah almost forgot. And death to Germany, too!

An Iranian medical authority has expressed concern about the high amount of stress that Iranian protesters are being placed under these days.

“It’s not just the constant ranting and raving,” said Dr. Madjiid Azimi, head of ambulant services at Teheran’s Kill the Jews General Hospital. “Many of these people haven’t been home for weeks and a couple of these guys could really use a little sleep. After all, they do come into to direct contact with dangerous, highly-flammable materials and the fatigue we’re starting to witness here has led to several nasty burn incidents. Dehydration is also becoming more and more of a problem these days. It’s hot out there, man. I mean temperature-wise, too. And this is like February. What’s it going to look like in August?”

Dr. Azimi then went on to explain what he has come to call the European-Caricature-Stress-Syndrome. It is characterized by recurring mental lapses and extremely short-term memory loss caused by the ever-increasing number of foreign countries a protester has to remember in order to ritually condemn them to death.

“Look, America and Israel are no-brainers. We learn those in kindergarten. England is an easy one, too. France? Okay. But Denmark? What the hell is Denmark? And now everybody’s talking about friggin Germany?? Hello? I think it’s time we just cool down a little and maybe start thinking this thing over. Otherwise, before you know it, we’ll be condemning our own damned government to death. But don’t quote me on that one. And turn off that camera. I’m just a doctor.”

Aber erst nach der Fußball-Weltmeisterschaft töten, okay?

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Submitted to Carnival of German-American Relations

Posted by clarsonimus at 07:29:10 | Permanent Link | Comments (4) |
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1 - The more Islamic ass you kiss the less they respect you. The Muslims have always admired strength. Europe has been emasculated. http://www.littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/weblog.php (Comment this)

Written by: Michelle at 2006/02/18 - 19:50:42
2 - Well I cannot say how things are in other european countries, clearly in countries like denmark, austria and germany, tolerance has reached its limits. Only the german constitution (introduced out of pressure by the occupying foreign forces after the last war) keeps our politicians (think of schaeuble or beckstein) from acting a lot harsher against the muslim minority. (Comment this)

Written by: Zyme at 2006/02/19 - 10:17:26
3 - So change the Grundgesetz. If the majority of Germans support a harder line, you would think the two Volksparteien (as they like to call themselves) would be prepared to make any changes necessary to allow for "a harder line". But then Germany's main parties don't necessarily believe in the will of (all) the people. (Comment this)

Written by: Ballonmann at 2006/02/20 - 06:55:18
4 - You would have to completely change the basic system of the Grundgesetz for a "harder line". But:
The Grundgesetz cant be changed in its basics (articles 1-20).
That itself is stated within the Grundgesetz.
You cant change it fundamentally, except abolishing it alltogether.
In contrast to Versailles, You Allies made your homework this time - and german obedience does the rest.

There are 17 independant secret services only for the protection of the constitution (1 Bundesamt für Verfassungsschutz, and 1 Landesamt in each german country, which makes a total of 17). As soon as you start a serious agenda against the "basics of the constitution", you have to expect to be under surveillance by at least one of them. This brings nasty consequences, being labelled as a "Verfassungsfeind" in the Verfassungsschutzbericht does not make a good impression in job interviews, you know..

My bet is, nothing too fundamental will change until we have a new (european?) Reich. And people need to become as discontent as in the 1930s to fight for that idea against the state again. (Comment this)

Written by: Zyme at 2006/02/20 - 17:48:31
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