Sales of animal parts to China restricted
Upset about the Chinese government’s violent crackdown on protestors in Tibet, the German government has announced that it will suspend the sales of Berlin Zoo animals and Berlin Zoo animal parts to China until further notice.
Used by the Chinese to produce some of their wildly popular and traditional way cool mumbo jumbo medicine, this bold German move comes only a few weeks after relations between the two countries had been patched up sort of kind of. Tensions began after Chancellor Angela Merkel had had the unmitigated gall to receive exiled Tibetan leader the Dalai Lama in her Chancellery last September.
The Chinese are upset because Mr. Lama and the rest of the people of Tibet still want them to leave the country (their country) which they have held under military occupation since who knows when because nobody in the west really cares really but it is important for us to pretend as if we do care from time to time so that’s why the animal parts are staying right here for a while now, you no good communists.
It is unclear at this time if Knut or any part of him has been or will be put up for grabs for the grabby Chinese, but zoo officials in Berlin denied this vehemently as they are paid and expected to do.
Diese Poltik ist ein Teilerfolg.
Used by the Chinese to produce some of their wildly popular and traditional way cool mumbo jumbo medicine, this bold German move comes only a few weeks after relations between the two countries had been patched up sort of kind of. Tensions began after Chancellor Angela Merkel had had the unmitigated gall to receive exiled Tibetan leader the Dalai Lama in her Chancellery last September.
The Chinese are upset because Mr. Lama and the rest of the people of Tibet still want them to leave the country (their country) which they have held under military occupation since who knows when because nobody in the west really cares really but it is important for us to pretend as if we do care from time to time so that’s why the animal parts are staying right here for a while now, you no good communists.
It is unclear at this time if Knut or any part of him has been or will be put up for grabs for the grabby Chinese, but zoo officials in Berlin denied this vehemently as they are paid and expected to do.
Diese Poltik ist ein Teilerfolg.
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