German Druggie takes lead in Tour, Australian Stoner leads in German Grand Prix
While a German Druggie won the seventh stage of this year’s Tour de France to take the overall leader’s yellow jersey as the race entered the Alps, an Australian Stoner grabbed his second pole position of the season in a qualifying session at the German Grand Prix on Saturday.
Both doped-up athletes were still coming down from their victorious victories when asked to comment. “It was a hard climb up most of the way,” said Druggie. “But before too long I was about as high as you could get.” “The track was fairly aggressive at first, said Stoner. “But then the pretty colors and the happy voices kicked in and I literally flew away from all the rest of them.”
Sport builds character or something.
Both doped-up athletes were still coming down from their victorious victories when asked to comment. “It was a hard climb up most of the way,” said Druggie. “But before too long I was about as high as you could get.” “The track was fairly aggressive at first, said Stoner. “But then the pretty colors and the happy voices kicked in and I literally flew away from all the rest of them.”
Sport builds character or something.
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