Thursday, June 21, 2007

Do you really want to wake up here the next morning?

Not unlike a do-it-yourself version (thanks Joe) of the 2003 hit film “Goodbye Lenin!”, visitors to Berlin now have the option of voluntarily waking up from a self-induced coma to find themselves in a completely artificial pre-1989 GDR world. Complete with “Sandmann” memorabilia and Erich Honecker photos on the walls, the Ostel (Ost as in East, tel as in Hotel) claims to offer visitors to Berlin Mitte the unique experience of “traveling back with them to the former East Germany.”



It is unclear as of this writing if they actually mean somehow traveling back in time during the night, too. Well it’s unclear to me. But I’ve always been a cautions type of person so perhaps that’s just me.

Now maybe I’ve gotten this all mixed up again or something, but wasn’t East Germany the place everybody wanted to get out of up until 1989? Hmmm, let’s study this phenomenon. Ping. I’ve got it! It’s that Ostalgie thang all over again. Ostalgie is the rather bizarre fascination many Germans (primarily from the east) have with the life in former good-old-bad-old East Germany (would morbid fascination have been a better term?). You know, they’re goofy about goofy East German products, Trabant automobiles, the popular TV shows and Schlager singers of that era etc. You would think it might have blown over by now but if you would you would obviously be thinking wrong. The upward curve may have indeed peaked out, but it’s going to take quite some time yet before it finds its way back down to oblivion again.

So if you’re physically up to the challenge (your blood pressure is OK, you don’t scare or pass out easily etc.), don’t hesitate to put on your protective space suit gear or whatever the hell it is they want you to wear when checking in and, uh, check it. If you hesitate, you’re bound to start thinking this over again. 

Ossis und Wessis trennen keine Welten mehr. Die Wände aber schon.

Kommentare auf Deutsch? Klar.

PS: Thanks for the Dean Reed link, Volker. I've got one, too! <;-) And thanks, too, for the Gojko link, Kurt. What do you mean? They don't show Der Schwarze Kanal here anymore??

Posted by clarsonimus at 19:39:55 | Permanent Link | Comments (5) |
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1 - "...but wasn’t East Germany the place everybody wanted to get out of up until 1989?"
No, not everybody, some people liked it there:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dean_Reed (Comment this)

Written by: Volker at 2007/06/21 - 21:52:16
2 - Not terribly surprising, the poet Robert Bly essentially started the Men's Movement in the USA and convinced pot-bellied middle aged executives to wear loin cloths, beat on drums and cry about their lost manhood. And I'm sure that sitting around a campsite almost naked with all the bugs and such couldn't have been any worse than an Ostel. (Comment this)

Written by: Pat Patterson at 2007/06/22 - 03:29:51
3 - This guy too:
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gojko_Mitić

I wonder if the TV's in this hotel have only two channels and you can watch Der Schwarze Kanal (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Der_Schwarze_Kanal) and the bellhops inform on you. (Comment this)

Written by: Kurt In NYC at 2007/06/22 - 03:38:08
4 - Do they make you exchange Euro for DDR Marks too? (Comment this)

Written by: Indeterminacy at 2007/06/22 - 14:40:56
5 - I have no objection to men wearing loin cloths, no sirree. Goodbye Lenin was not as funny a movie as I thought it would be. (Comment this)

Written by: Miss Carnivorous at 2007/06/22 - 22:55:58
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