Sunday, June 03, 2007

Politically correct German police letting themselves get beat up admirably

Anarchists and civil rights activists alike were pleasantly surprised at just how much Zurückhaltung (restraint) German cops have been showing while getting the crap kicked out of them during the pre-G8 summit warm-up riots which are being held this weekend in Rostock. Approximately 430 police officers were injured during the violent street battles that took place yesterday between militant activists and not-heavily-armed-enough Polizei forces.



“Honestly, we had no idea what wussies they would be,” said one masked non-German radical who had flown in for some weekend fun. “I mean, you have this vague picture in your head about what a German cop should be like. I don’t know, like maybe black leather and Gestapo or something. But these guys are ridiculous. I don’t think they even let them use live ammunition here. I’ll be staying the whole week now.”

The clashes, in which protesters predictably threw stones and set cars alight, occurred after a largely peaceful and thoroughly boring march (they always are, I mean do, don’t they?) through downtown Rostock by thousands of anti-globalization Weltverbesserer (do-gooders). Police then used water cannon and tear gas to carefully disperse the do-gooders from the infinitely more interesting violent wacko types and then proceeded to let themselves be systematically drubbed and trounced by them.

“Very impressive,” said another protester. “At first we figured that trying to get violent here would be a complete waste of time. But after seeing this, I can hardly wait until the summit begins on Wednesday.”

Demonstranten schaffen ohne Waffen.

Kommentare auf Deutsch? Selbstverständlich.

Posted by clarsonimus at 18:32:10 | Permanent Link | Comments (5) |
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1 - These sceneries often remind me of ancient battles: at the one side there are light unorganised crowds of barbarians using hide and seek tactics to provoke the enemy. On the other side you have higly organized and heavily armored forces protecting themselves with shields and are unable to react quickly without losing the advantage of an organized defense.

The most interesting point is when the latter party gives the signal for the attack. Once the heavy forces are moving, due to their weight and accumulated rage they are hard to stop. Then the barbarians quickly lose all organization and flee in panic, while those too slow for the escape make the unpleasent experience of atoning for the provocations. (Comment this)

Written by: Zyme at 2007/06/04 - 00:45:28
2 - I thought it was the protesters that were supposed to go limp instead of engaging in violent behaviour? Not the other way around! (Comment this)

Written by: Pat Patterson at 2007/06/04 - 04:29:37
3 - Zyme, really. It kind of reminds me of an old Mad Max movie. (Comment this)

Written by: Clarsonimus at 2007/06/04 - 09:39:16 in reply to: 1
4 - Ha I know all of em - which movie do you mean? The first one? (Comment this)

Written by: Zyme at 2007/06/04 - 17:22:19
5 - Zyme, my personal favorite is the second one. You know, with the gas tanker and all that? A real western, really. Just like in Rostock, I guess. Only they don't need another hero, you know? They've got all the heros they can deal with right now already! (Comment this)

Written by: Clarsonimus at 2007/06/04 - 21:28:01 in reply to: 4
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