Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Nine murders, five life sentences, and twenty-four years later

You don’t ever want to get sentenced to five life sentences in Germany. It could cost you up to twenty-four years of your life (you do the math). The German penal system, feared the world over for its severity and heartlessness, has decided not to make an exception with the Baader-Meinhof Gang member/RAF terrorist Brigitte Mohnhaupt and not make an exception this time, for once.



That’s right. She has been released after actually having served her full sentence of five times life in prison. You think I’m joking here, but I’m not. This is what five life sentences come out to be here in Germany; twenty-four years. Germans not only drive faster, it seems, they live a whole lot faster than other folks do.

There is no real life sentence in Germany, in other words. But that’s not the issue. Neither is Frau Mohnhaupt’s refusal to show the slightest bit of regret about what she did. She doesn’t regret what she did, of course, but they can’t keep her in jail any longer because of that. The real issue, I believe, is that Germans are all excited about have something senseless to talk about again.

Those boring old left-right divisions from damals (back then, yawn) in the 70s, still echoing through (West) German politics to this very day, are calling for the ritual display of disgust (right) and agreement (mid-stream legalese, FDP) to juvenile glee (left). Perhaps the RAF wasn’t all that boring back then, maybe it was a real issue and actually meant something back then, or seemed to. But it certainly doesn’t mean anything now. Unless you belong to one of the victim’s families, that is.

But in all fairness, I doubt if even the Germans will be able to debate about such nonsense for all too much longer (they’ve still got Christian Klar to go). It would be kind of like getting all hot and bothered about people having taken LSD or having avoided the draft back in the 60s in the US. It’s just not all that interesting anymore, people. But let’s stay tuned and see how long-winded the Germans really are. They’re certainly hot-winded enough. Hardy, har, har.

Das waren Zeiten.

Kommentare auf Deutsch? Selbstverständlich.

PS: Thanks for the Japanese death row link, Kurt.
Posted by clarsonimus at 07:19:10 | Permanent Link | Comments (4) |
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1 - Is it true that Mohnhaubt has accepted a position at either the New School in NYC or the Freire Universitat in Berlin? My understanding is that she was offered a position in the Literature Depts. atone of those schools to lecture on various post-modern forms of deconstruction. (Comment this)

Written by: Pat Patterson at 2007/03/28 - 02:28:03
2 - Actually, here in New York, we don't really have a real life sentence for murder either. Then again, New York is probably as socialist as Germany. But with better restaurants.

The standard sentence for 2nd degree murder (i.e. plain ordinary murder) is 25 years-to-life. After one third is served, the perp becomes eligible for parole, which means they can be out in as little as 8 1/3 years. Yes, there technically is a death penalty for 1st degree murder in New York but they haven't found anybody degenerate enough to charge them with it. (Note to Dick Cheney: Don't come to New York.)

Although, if you murder someone famous like Mark Chapman (John Lennon's murderer) or are famous youself like David Berkowitz (aka The Son of Sam), you can pretty much count on dying behind bars. So if you want to murder someone here, don't kill anyone famous and don't write taunting letters to the newspapers.

For those out there who are appalled at the death penalty in the U.S., here's one for you:

http://www.tokyomango.com/tokyo_mango/2007/01/death_row_polic.html (Comment this)

Written by: Kurt In NYC at 2007/03/28 - 02:46:09
3 - Pat, I just saw your post. A job at the New School? That wouldn't surprise me one bit. (Comment this)

Written by: Kurt In NYC at 2007/03/28 - 02:48:57
4 - Why does it seem like the German justice system is a joke? Why am I not laughing? (Comment this)

Written by: indeterminacy at 2007/03/30 - 00:40:30
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