Saturday, January 27, 2007

Tornados forming?

No one has actually begun trying to drag them in kicking and screaming yet, but Nato Chief de Hoop Scheffer and US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice have repeated their request for Germany to send six Tornado surveillance jets to southern Afghanistan.



“Six,” said de Hoop Scheffer, holding up six fingers to journalists. “S-i-x as in five plus one? Here, let me write that down for you to avoid any further confusion.” “Planes,” added Condi as she wildly flapped her arms about like a big skinny bird, which she actually is. “Tornado surveillance-type jet planes, got it? Sie verstehen mich already?”

The two made their comments during a meeting of NATO foreign ministers in Brussels yesterday. It was also announced here that NATO commanders are now planning an offensive against the Taliban in the coming weeks and that many of these military experts believe having a few of these German high-tech Wunderwaffen wonders would be “a way cool and wonderful thing.”

“NATO would reeeally appreciate a German decision to send these Tornados,” added de Hoop Scheffer. “It would be a veeery positive step forward, know what I’m sayin’?” Rice then upped the ante by announcing that the US will also be sending more than 10 billion dollars in reconstruction aid to Afghanistan over the next two years, “reconstruction” being one of the few words know to man that a German can ever resist.

Bau auf, bau auf, bau auf, bau auf, Freie Deutsche Jugend, bau auf!

Kommentare auf Deutsch? Klaro. 

Posted by clarsonimus at 09:04:06 | Permanent Link | Comments (2) |
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1 - In honor of NATO one of the prime manuevers in jet warfare has been renamed the Loop de Hoop. (Comment this)

Written by: Pat Patterson at 2007/01/27 - 15:33:39
2 - And they're just asking for SURVEILLANCE. They aren't even asking them to bomb anyone - not even REALLY BAD PEOPLE. How ppevish can they get?!? (Comment this)

Written by: Joe Noory at 2007/01/29 - 01:45:27
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