Friday, December 29, 2006

Alien invasion of Germany immanent

Not only do 82 percent of all Germans believe that their politicians aren’t concerned about the interests of the general population, 40 percent of all Germans believe in the existence of aliens (I know, sorry, numbers everywhere you look these days). No, not the ones that sneak across the border at night (they’re not that naïve), aliens from outer space. And half of those surveyed believe that these intelligent outer space alien types have already been (or are) here already. And two thirds of those polled believe that they are the “friendly” type. Right. Now that is naïve.



You can call me old-fashioned if you want to, but I wouldn’t trust any outer space alien claiming to be intelligent as far as I could throw him. And from the looks of those two up there, I bet you that could be pretty far, too. But no, the Germans are convinced as usual that hairless insurgent scum types like these have come in peace, that they are on some friggin’ peacekeeping mission or something. Like give me a bah-reak!

Ohne mich (not with me, buddy). I’m grabbing my gun – oops, I live in Germany. Alright then, I’ll go out and gather some big rocks. Then I’m going to run downstairs and hide in the friggin’ Keller with some dry goods and some less than dry goods (that’s where they like to store their beer here, you see) and sit out New Year’s Eve from down there.

That’s when they’re going to attack, you know. I can feel it.

An irgendwas muss man ja glauben.

Kommentare auf Deutsch? Her damit! 

Posted by clarsonimus at 08:05:01 | Permanent Link | Comments (4) |
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1 - Wir in Amerika wissen schon das unsere Regierung unter Aliens, und Terminators, und Schwarzenneger typen leidet. Was du hier beschreibst is fuer uns tatsache und nichts neues. In other words "We Americans know we are ruled by Aliens, and that those that give us orders and hold POWER in the WHITE HOUSE have all been drugged by Aliens and are now ALIENS to the American people. Did you ever notice that Cheney only comes out at night, and drinks blood? Did you notice that Bush needs to take more and more drugs so he can make some of his stupid PRESS CONFERENCES sound intelligent to stupid people? (Comment this)

Written by: EuroYank at 2006/12/29 - 19:45:12
2 - :D The only thing I believe in is the absence of intelligent life at Stern magazine. (Comment this)

Written by: Cosima at 2006/12/29 - 22:25:15
3 - Cosima, how dare you! These were the same guys that uncovered the Hitler diaries! <;-) Happy New Year! (Comment this)

Written by: Clarsonimus at 2006/12/30 - 12:33:10 in reply to: 2
4 - Den besten Fakt unterschlägst du natürlich!
Du weißt schon das mit besserer Bildung steigt der Glaube an kleine grüne Männchen.

P.S.: Kein "Alien" währe so dumm, sich mit uns anzulegen, meinst du nicht auch?!
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Written by: Volker at 2006/12/31 - 09:54:38
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