Larifari optimistic
Iran’s nuclear negotiator Larifari (nonsense, falderal, foolish talk), oops, I meant Larijani of course, is in Berlin for talks with the EU’s foreign policy chief. This is being billed as the final, definitive, ultimate, conclusive and last as in this-is-it-folks chance to agree upon a nuclear deal. You remember, don’t you? That issue that comes up every few weeks on the bottom of page six about Iran enriching uranium to make nuclear weapons?
Despite a nagging earache, Larifari is optimistic about the results of the Berlin meeting. Because despite the numerous contortions and back flips performed be various Western leaders in the past, Iran has never yet budged an inch on the issue and sees absolutely no reason to start doing do now.
“After all,” said a spokesman close to the negotiator, “We were selling carpets before you guys came down from the trees so you don’t actually expect any of this sanction talk of yours to impress us or anything, do you? Just give us what we want again and we’ll sell it as a big European diplomatic breakthrough or something. Is that a deal or what?”
Es sind schwierige Verhandlungen gewesen.
Despite a nagging earache, Larifari is optimistic about the results of the Berlin meeting. Because despite the numerous contortions and back flips performed be various Western leaders in the past, Iran has never yet budged an inch on the issue and sees absolutely no reason to start doing do now.
“After all,” said a spokesman close to the negotiator, “We were selling carpets before you guys came down from the trees so you don’t actually expect any of this sanction talk of yours to impress us or anything, do you? Just give us what we want again and we’ll sell it as a big European diplomatic breakthrough or something. Is that a deal or what?”
Es sind schwierige Verhandlungen gewesen.
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