Monday, September 25, 2006

I'll be back

Ready to break up with hubby but you just don’t know how to break it to him yet? No problem. Call “The Terminator” and he’ll break it to him for you. And for an extra 50 euros he’ll break the clown’s legs, too.

Talk about a Marktlücke (a market gap, as in opportunity). A business like this has unheard of growth potential. Well in Berlin it does. There are scores of unsuspecting spouses and lovers out there just waiting to be told by their partners that they are no longer wanted or needed and need to be, well, terminated. And they don’t even know it. Not yet, anyway.

That’s why this clever businessman has opened his way cool “separation agency” and offers customers four different “termination” packages and service pur etc. It’s like a dating service in reverse, sort of. He’s a professional relationship killer, in other words. And a real people person kind of guy, I assume. And I’m sure he’s making a real killing doing this. As we speak, so-to-speak.

Einen Anruf genügt, Baby.

Kommentare auf Deutsch? Her damit! 

Posted by clarsonimus at 07:30:13 | Permanent Link | Comments (3) |
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1 - Please support the Pope!

Sign here:
http://www.gopetition.com/online/9659.html (Comment this)

Written by: Arwen at 2006/09/25 - 21:44:51
2 - She paid 50 euros to get rid of me? She must really care! (Comment this)

Written by: indeterminacy at 2006/09/26 - 05:42:20
3 - That's one of the more creative Ich-AG ideas that I have heard of. (Comment this)

Written by: Cosima at 2006/09/26 - 15:56:15
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