Saturday, September 23, 2006

Unemployment benefits

Well it sure benefited this guy. Schwarzarbeit (“black” or illegal work) is one of the most popular forms of Volkssport (popular sporting activities) in Germany, if not the sporting activity numero uno. It’s just what one does here when one wants to get over and/or by. One has to, you see (or so the thinking goes), because fewer and fewer normal folks and businesses can afford to pay the outrageously high Sozialabgaben (social welfare contributions and expenses) that are added on top of the hourly wage itself. If you “work black”, the people paying you black don’t have to pay these, see?

And if you’re going to play this sport, you might as well play it in style. In a stylish sports car, I mean. Or at least that’s what one guy who just got busted in a place called Waldeck-Frankenberg (small town Germany, salt of the earth etc.) must have been thinking. Not only had this guy been working illegally as an accountant somewhere for years, driving this flashy baby to work every day natürlich (of course), he had been financing it by cashing in on unemployment benefits at the same time. All in all he milked the system out of a good 100,000 euros, also financing a motorcycle and some hot stock option action, as well. Damn, this guy’s a player.

Now of course everybody here will be outraged and want to say that this particular “black worker" was just another black sheep, which is true. But if they’re honest with themselves and start looking around to count all the black sheep among their friends, family, community (tell me when to stop), that big black stripe in the German flag will suddenly start taking on a completely different meaning.

Da sehe ich Schwarz.

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Posted by clarsonimus at 09:13:55 | Permanent Link | Comments (2) |
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1 - Leave it to an account to pick the most boring colorin the world for a Porsche . Maybe like a serial killer he really did want someone to stop him from depreciating and amoritzing again? (Comment this)

Written by: Pat Patterson at 2006/09/24 - 01:09:30
2 - Stop me before I misspell again? Accountant not account. (Comment this)

Written by: Pat Patterson at 2006/09/24 - 01:11:12
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