Angie whops on the upside of Condi’s head
As if Chancellor Angela Merkel didn’t have enough problems to worry about already, word is out that she just knocked off Condolezza Rice from the top of Forbes magazine’s list of the world’s 100 most powerful women.
Upon hearing the news, Hillary Clinton is said to have immediately offered to rush to Condi’s side with cameras in a desperate effort to console her. Queen Elizabeth II has proposed serving as mediator in the conflict but nobody seems interested in returning her calls. Melinda Gates is thinking about taking action. Even JK Rowling is considering writing a book about the crisis.
It is not known at the moment just how the American Secretary (she hates that word) of State is taking the news but sources close to her say she is frothing at the mouth an howling with uncontrollable rage. Sources not so near her have heard the howling part, too.
Upon hearing the news, Hillary Clinton is said to have immediately offered to rush to Condi’s side with cameras in a desperate effort to console her. Queen Elizabeth II has proposed serving as mediator in the conflict but nobody seems interested in returning her calls. Melinda Gates is thinking about taking action. Even JK Rowling is considering writing a book about the crisis.
It is not known at the moment just how the American Secretary (she hates that word) of State is taking the news but sources close to her say she is frothing at the mouth an howling with uncontrollable rage. Sources not so near her have heard the howling part, too.
Nichts ist schlimmer als die Wut einer Frau. Es sei denn, es sind zwei.
Kommentare auf Deutsch? Her damit!
