East(ern) Germany going to the wolves
First it was Bruno from the south, now it’s wolves from the east. Before you know it, friggin mountain lions will be storming the beaches of Normandy to get here. Germany suddenly finds itself in the last place it needs to be right now; in Germany. I mean, in Germany during a two or three or I-don’t-know-how-many-right-now front war with the animal kingdom.
A few dozen wolves have “formed a beachhead” in Brandenburg and are clearly starting to make everybody nervous around here. It’s a surprising comeback for animals that were thought to be wiped out a century ago. Great job, hunters. But it appears that the many now practically abandoned stretches of eastern Germany machen’s möglich (makes it possible). For a comeback, I mean.
Like Bruno, the wolves are illegal immigrants who snuck over the border (this time the Polish one) without the proper papers (otherwise they wouldn’t be illegal), but being that they are very intelligent animals, they knew damned well that if they would have filled out the proper paperwork the German immigration authorities would have turned their furry asses down anyway.
So they came. And here they are. What are going to do about it, huh? I sure hope those guys who knocked off Bruno aren't back from their summer vacations yet.
Der mit dem Wolf tanzt hat einen Ballermann.
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