Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Ahmadinejad calls his regime’s religious mandate “excuse” to keep Iranians “stupid”

In what may well be the must stunning under-cover operation by Israel’s Mossad yet, agents somehow managed to swap the text of a letter delivered July 20 to Germany’s embassy in Tehran. In it, Iran’s President states that the mullah government’s claim to having a divine mandate may be an “excuse” to keep Iranians “stupid”.

The letter was mistakenly opened by cleaning personnel who found it in a trash bin as it was originally assumed to be just another one of those boring the-Holocaust-never-happened rants of his. It was then rushed to the head honchos upstairs.

“This letter changes everything,” said an unnamed Germany foreign ministry official who had long ago exchanged his name for a number which he wouldn’t name, either.

“We may be seeing an opening up to real dialogue here. It looks as if the German government’s never-ending insistence upon never-ending negotiation is finally starting to bear fruit. These Blödmänner (morons) finally seem to be coming to their senses down there.”


“Uhm,” he said later, bending over to show the letter to an aide. “Is that really his signature?”

Ich wusste, dass sie es irgendwann zugeben würden.

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Posted by clarsonimus at 07:23:01 | Permanent Link | Comments (3) |
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1 - Incredibly funny. Really. (Comment this)

Written by: hahaha at 2006/08/29 - 13:59:02
2 - It would be funny except for two things:

(1) Mahmoud seems to actually believe this stuff;

(2) He also seems to think that responsible people in Germany believe this stuff. Otherwise, why would he attempt this absurdly amateurish "divide and conquer" diplomacy.

Hermann, both this post and your sidebar comment, "Hermann thinks that...the revolution in Iran never happened" are well done.

Mark (Comment this)

Written by: Mark at 2006/08/29 - 20:54:29
3 - His eyes are too close together for real beauty! (Comment this)

Written by: Miss Carnivorous at 2006/09/02 - 03:20:49
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